Translation of Super Junior M Cool Light Music Magazine #408 Interview
EUN HYUK: Actually in this group, all the things that the magnae should be doing, are being done by me and Sung Min hyung…. Bringing and pouring tea and all those things are frequently done by us, as well as massaging the other members, we’ve done all sorts of good things. (Sung Min smiles, gratified~)
OTHER MEMBERS: They’ve never done that! …… He’s lying! ….. It’s totally never happened…..!
KYU HYUN: What? Massage? That has really never happened.
EUN HYUK: Actually, I always do it when everyone is asleep. I secretly massage you all, so that’s why you have no memory of it……
KYU HYUN: Ahhh! I lock my door when I sleep, how did you get in? That’s ridiculous! (In Chinese)
EUN HYUK: FUFUFUFU~~
KYU HYUN: Even though we haven’t announced a leader for this comeback, we all more or less acknowledge that it’s Sung Min hyung, because he’s the oldest and takes care of all of us.
COOL: As far as I know, Sung Min’s appearance on TV is really cute, but he’s more manly in private.
ZHOU MI: Yeah, yeah! Like when we’re rehearsing dance, Sung Min hyung will call for everyone to practice together, or have everyone do something together. All the things that are more instructive are said by him, which is why we sort of have tacitly agreed that he’s the leader.
COOL: So do you teach your hyungs weird Chinese?
HENRY: No, no…
COOL: Because you’re a good person?
HENRY: Yeah! I’m a good person.
ZHOU MI: Actually, he’s not a good person, it’s just that his abilities are limited…
COOL: Then, Zhou Mi, do you those sorts of things?
ZHOU MI: I don’t, I only teach them good Chinese. (HENRY cuts in: Me too.) But their attention always focuses on the weirdest things, I want to teach them useful Chinese but they always ask me about really weird words, words even I don’t know….
COOL: Such as?
ZHOU MI: They’ll bring me Chinese books and ask me what certain words mean, and those words will all be things we don’t usually use at all, so I just say “I don’t know.”
COOL: This time your main single is “Perfection,” so a lot of people want to ask questions like, “Who’s the most perfect member of the group?” But we want to know, what’s something about you that you don’t think is perfect enough?
KYU HYUN: Who should go first? Let’s play rock paper scissors~
OTHER MEMBERS: Why don’t you just go first!
KYU HYUN: Oh~ I guess I’ll go first (Defeated). Because I’m in charge of singing for the group, so I always think that my singing ability isn’t good enough, (COOL: No way!!!!) and whenever I get the time I will always practice singing, and whenever people say that I’m the best singer in the group, my expectations for myself become even greater. (COOL: Wow! So moving!!!!)
HENRY: I think the imperfect thing about me is my appearance, because everything else can be improved with hard work, but appearance can’t be changed…..
COOL: There’s a Chinese saying that goes “Reality is borne from the heart,” if you keep thinking that you’re handsome, you will be! You have to be self-confident! You know?
EUN HYUK: I don’t think I have enough muscle, if I could grow more that’d be great.
OTHER MEMBERS: Hehehe! You’re sitting next to Zhou Mi, and you have the guts to say that?
EUNHYUK: Ah! I’m sorry! I shouldn’t say that in front of Zhou Mi hyung. So I need to modify that, I should say my figure isn’t good enough.
COOL: But after 3jib it seems like you had improved a lot in this regard, weren’t you always stripping on stage, a couple of days ago at the Shanghai concert, you did the same……
EUN HYUK: FUFUFUFU…. (Covers face~) I didn’t strip that often, did you see? Aaaaahhh! (COOL thinking: More than ten thousand people saw….) I am one of those people that naturally don’t gain weight, so I keep working hard at it.
ZHOU MI: Because I’m also one of the members in charge of singing, it’s like Kyu Hyun said, those sorts of words make it so that the singers want to sing even better. The other thing is dancing, originally I wanted to be able to show off some dancing for this album, but because preparation times were too short, I’m both really excited and really worried I didn’t prepare enough.
KYU HYUN: If I’m gaming and I lose, I can’t fall asleep, so like today, because I wanted to win too badly, I kept playing until morning…
COOL: If you could pick one of the members to keep in your pocket who would you pick?
SUNG MIN: (In Chinese) No one no one! None of them……
ZHOU MI: Si Won, Si Won……
OTHER MEMBERS: Wha wha wha what!!! Why?! (Whooping)
RYEO WOOK: He’s too big, how can you fit him [in your pocket]?
ZHOU MI: Because Si Won’s really strong, he can protect me no matter where I am, and I’m the type of person that needs to be protected…… Hahahaha, because I’m thin.
DONG HAE: (Very quietly) Si Won can’t even take care of himself.
COOL: If you could take one thing from one of the other members, what would it be?
KYU HYUN: I want Henry’s youth.
COOL: What? I thought there was very little difference?
KYU HYUN: (Greedy) Even if that’s the case, I still want it!
COOL: ………………….. (defeated)
SUNG MIN: I want Eun Hyuk’s ability to eat as much as he wants without getting fat.
ZHOU MI: I want Eun Hyuk’s figure, because even though Si Won’s is really good, it’s too muscular, I prefer Eun Hyuk’s.
COOL: Then you also have to take the reduction in height?
ZHOU MI: (Anxiously) No, I’m keeping mine! I still want to keep my legs! It’s his muscles, I want his muscle build.
KYU HYUN: I want Ryeo Wook’s ability to cook.
RYEO WOOK: I want Kyu Hyun’s stare, it’s really handsome, his appearance is just really good-looking.
KYU HYUN: Ee? Uh? Ah? Are you joking? Are you trying to make me laugh?
RYEO WOOK: No~ Kyu Hyun is really handsome!
EUN HYUK: I don’t need anything. Just Si Won’s money.
OTHER MEMBERS: Huh?!!! No way… This is too much~ Why would you say that~
EUN HYUK: (Palms to heart) I mean it.
SUNGMIN: I want all of Dong Hae’s emotions.
COOL: But if you have too many, your life becomes that much harder.
SUNG MIN: It’s because he gets along with all the members, and it’s really easy for him to communicate with other people.
HENRY: I want Si Won’s big eyes.
OTHER MEMBERS: Hahahaha! This is real, this is definitely real!
RYEO WOOK: Ah~ big eyes, Zhou Mi, Zhou Mi.
HENRY: Yeah. Anyway, all of their big eyes. Doesn’t matter whose, I just want big eyes.
When the members started talking all over each other, [Kyu Hyun] would say, in precise Mandarin, “Quiet!” to settle everyone down. And once Zhou Mi tong xue [T/N: classmate] was “narcissistic” for a moment, Kyu Hyun immediately said “Thick-skinned!” in Chinese…
Source: COOL MAGAZINE
Translated by @zhouminews (@evaporate)
Repost by Rhyuu (www.sup3rjunior.com)
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